This is a story that everyone deserves to hear. Apparently this fella likes to make love to cars and helicopters. He has a few of his own but would love to get some from your vehicle if you will let him. I'm not quite sure how this takes place. He claims he is not sick and doesn't want to hurt anyone. I believe him. I just never thought about the possibility of one of my vehicles getting raped. I remember one time Kendall Smith was gonna make love to a Rick Pitino autographed 8x10 glossy photo but he got a paper cut and gave up. That's probably the weirdest sex story I can remember.
In other news I would like to apologize to Patrick Sparks for putting the ole Revolting Blog jinx on him the other day. I haven't thought of Pat in a while and the very day I post a video of him in some random foreign basketball game, he makes the news for getting a DUI.
I also would like to share that Grant Sharp is not the most observant guy around. Following a post from last week in which I mentioned my adopted negro son, Grant asked Brittany who that was. He thought Jordan and I were babysitting a child or possibly even adopting one. Hello, look on the right side of the blog Stretch. My whole family is there to see, even the negro. See you at Bremen Sunday night.
Also please notice the new poll on the top right. Please cast your vote for this ever important poll. If you don't have a clue who to vote for, just vote for Bunch. Thanks.
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