The annual Revolting Blog Christmas party was once again a blast as we celebrated 2008 with many of our friends. What is normally a pretty calm and private party, this year ended up getting a little bit out of control. To make it even worse, the paparrazi showed up and many pictures have leaked into tabloid hands. This is the price you pay when your blog becomes world famous, and it's a price I knew the Revolting Blog and its readers would have to pay when I hired the world famous Sizzler. Tom and I have been working around the clock in an effort to secure some of the most damaging photos that were on the market. After much thought, we have elected to share them with our faithful readers. Proceed at your own risk.
The night seemed to be getting off to a great start with our buddy, the "Revolting Bad Ass" Scotty Bethel, working the door. I don't know how the paparrazi got by him, but they did.
The bloggers were misinformed. Bunch had it in his head that this was the Revolting Halloween party and told us all to put on our wrestling outfits. We showed up as the 4 Horsemen. Several ladies passed out upon seeing Shane Hardison shirtless. Tom Vinson set himself on fire after forgetting that he wasn't Kane this year.
Dick Vitale showed up as this year's celebrity waiter. After last year's debacle when Slim thought it would be a good idea to have Bobby Knight wait tables, we thought Dicky V done a fabulous job. No injuries or hurt feelings were reported, unless you count Bunch shedding a few tears when we ran out of dorito/bologna sandwiches.
Grant Sharp entertained the party goers with a surprise performance of his routine which he hopes will land him a spot on the next Dancing With The Stars. He has the skills to win it but he is considered a long shot at best. He has the looks, the moves, and the needed sex appeal to bring home the title. He only lacks one very important thing. He's not a star. Good luck anyway Stretch.The following pictures could be disturbing to the wives of Chris Faith and Michael Miller. These two guys, by accident I'm sure, got into some of what we call the Revolting Shine, and got a little bit out of control. They were hitting on every woman around. I even saw Miller grab Kendall Smith's butt at one point.
disclaimer to wives: none of this stuff actually happened. You're husband's heads have been superimposed onto other bodies for the sake of humor. Do not raise hell and cause a fight over these pictures. There never really was a party, and if there were a party, Faith and Miller are way past their primes and the women would want nothing to do with them. Now go back into the mode in your brain where you think all of this stuff actually DID happen.
Ever wonder why Faith's ego is so big?
Oh Spilla, Nikki will not be proud.
Bunch would not accept the fact that this wasn't a costume party and decided to dress up as his all time favorite character, the Pillsbury Bunch.
All party goers were surprised, and some nauseated, when "The Git" popped out of the cake. The drunken combo of Faith and Miller tried to coax him into getting a room at the Super 8. They figured out they wanted no part of this cake queen after cutting into him. Faith was overheard asking someone, "when did they start putting those little smokies into cakes"?
As the night came to a close and everybody thought we had once again pulled off a successful holiday party, that bastard Rick Pitino showed up and started punching kids. Kamden "Boner" Bunch will never be the same. Bethel was fired after letting Coach Pitino through the doors, and we pray that next years party will not end in the same horrific way.
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