Blog Awards

Periodically, we will be giving award certificates to blog readers for going above and beyond the call of duty in helping The Revolting Blog in it's quest to reach the masses. Some awards will be for readers, others for employees. We would like to honor The Git with this award today. He is famous for his monstrous bowel movements. Just ask my mom. We had to call a plumber one time because The Git had to drop a duece and just couldn't make it to Harry and Twanda's house. Our first award winner, The Git. A man who, legend has it, once took one of his legendary dumps in Central City Wal Mart while introducing the starting five for the 1975 Lakers. He was doing this for the enjoyment of Clay. Only problem was Clay went in for a quick pee and left while The Git was introducing the first starter. Clay left because another man came in and he was embarrassed. He filled us in on what The Git was doing in the stall and how loud he was. The look on that poor man's face when he came out was priceless. The Git went through the entire starting lineup introductions without ever knowing Clay had left him to a new audience. If you see The Git anytime soon, congratulate him on this lofty award.

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