This weeks top 10 will start out with a couple of random photos of my child. In the top photo Maddie is just being silly, and in the bottom photo she is sending a shout out to Ramel Bradley, Jay-Z, and Diamond Dallas Page. I wasn't even aware that she knew those guys. Anyways, coming off a week which had Grant Sharp being named North soccer coach, Billy Gillispie signing zero middle schoolers, and Scott Bunch being on time for lunch all 7 days, I knew I had to create something exciting and interesting. So I have decided to come up with the top 10 dumbest questions I can think of. I actually did a little research for this topic. There are many questions that are probably on your mind that will not make this list. For instance, not on today's list is the question that everyone has been asking: Was Brad Divine drunk when he hired "Stretch" to coach the soccer team? I still don't know that answer for sure, but I hope Brad can lay off the bottle for a few days if the basketball job ever comes open. For God's sake, a drunk Divine might actually hire John Lovell. Now on to the list of the top 10 dumbest questions.
10. When it snows, do the home schooled kids get the day off?
9. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
8. Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
7. Do blokes in Australia call the rest of the world "the land up over"?
6. How do you know that honesty is actually the best policy unless you try some of the others?
5. If you tore the wings off of a fly, would you call it a walk?
4. Since blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
3. Do you ever wonder if any of those actors on America's Most Wanted have ever been mistakenly arrested?
2. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath and not get wet?
1. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Ok, that's it for this weeks top 10. Add some more stupid questions in the comment section if you would like. Adios amigos!!!!!!
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