Rare Things

Last night baseball fans were treated to a feat that had only happened 13 times before in the games long history when the Cleveland Indians Asdrubal Cabrera turned an unassisted triple play. A rarity to say the least. Even more rare is the number of unassisted triple plays turned by guys named Asdrubal. I think its even rare for guys named Asdrubal to even exist, much less turn into Major League baseball players and turn unassisted triple plays. An incredible feat indeed. This great rarity by everybody's favorite Asdrubal got me to thinking about other rare things so I decided to come up with 10 rarities that I could think of this morning off the top of my head.

1. Rarely does the price of gas ever go down.

2. Rarely does Grant Sharp have rational thoughts at Joe Bologna's.

3. Rarely does Billy Gillispie recruit high school seniors.

4. Rarely, if ever, is Scott Bunch late for lunch.

5. Rarely does Stone Cold Steve Austin mention the top line.

6. Rarely does Kendall Smith shave his gelt.

7. Rarely does Paris Hilton not get on your nerves.

8. Rarely does Rodrick Rhodes hang out in the front of Rupp Arena.

9. Rarely does Roger Clemens appear to tell the truth.

10. And last but not least. Rarely will you see a monkeys ass headline a blog post.

Feel free to leave whatever rarities you can think of in the comments section.